Unofficial Biography

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Once upon a time...
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court…

Laura, more widely known on teh intertubes as , came to librarianship after prosperous careers in the loan shark and sweatshop industries. She does her best to impart capitalist dreams in liberal arts students (the slackers!) the world over and hopes to be able to fully operationalize her plans of world domination by librarians within the next 6-12 months.

Outside of the library, her hobbies include scaring small children with her quality glares, enhancing her innate road rage abilities and yelling at the kids to get off her lawn. She is mortally offended by improper apostrophe usage and has been known to mutter “possessive not plural!” in her sleep.